Twitter is destroying America. Bicoastal City recently discussed the pervasiveness of Twitter in modern society. The medium is transfigured to facilitate communication, friendship, news media, social antics, and celebrity apologies. The medium has failed to impress or captivate me. The largest feeling I hold regarding Twitter is one of disgust. It boggles my mind that 140 characters are passing as legitimate means of communication. I cannot fathom the acceptance of apologies, the collection of legitimate news information, and the fascination with “followers”. Is Twitter a cult? Or does it more closely parallel a simple medium for stalkers?
Other communication forms also frustrate me, but it has always been Twitter that sits most poorly. Twitter is ruining the ability of society to recognize socially adept individuals from socially ridiculous. Just in case you were curious society, “gr8”, “lol”, “lmao”, and any other letter saving abbreviations are not words. Replacing letters with numbers and emotions with emoticons do not qualify you for much of anything, but looking like an idiot. In what world except twitter can I search for “The New York Times” and have anything except my query listed in the top thirty search items?
A recent study from the University of Southern California found that technological overstimulation can lead to an inability to properly process emotional responses, especially to psychological pain. Twitter’s homepage feed adds a new Twitter message roughly every seven seconds. While all Twitters carry a different amount of followers and updates, the constant stream of information availability is unhealthy for an individual’s ability to process through emotions. This lack of processing may directly impact the morality of society.
Back in 2009, Gavin Newsom announced his candidacy for Governor of California over the site
“It’s official– running for Gov of CA. Wanted you to be the first to know. Need your help. Check out video: http://tr.im/iOCN and ReTweet.”
Please, Mr-I-want-to-be-Governor, ignore the fact that our public education system is failing and continue to encourage your followers to leave out pronouns, articles, English isn’t the national language here anyway, so I guess you really don’t need to follow the rules to be in charge.
Is it really necessary for members of Congress to tweet during Presidential addresses? Maybe I missed something, but I thought the president, regardless of party, should garner a smidge of respect from other elected representatives. Wouldn’t members of Congress have better served their country by listening to the speech instead of attempting to condense their witty thoughts to less than 140 characters?
As far as Bicoastal City’s defense of Kanye’s use of Twitter as a platform for apologizing to one Taylor Swift, I cannot get behind this either. I understand a public apology for a public offense. Kanye, however, offended Taylor Swift personally, and should have appropriately “manned up” and addressed her as though she is an actual individual, not a detached, computerized, form of human.
Kanye went on to thank the creators of Twitter,
"Thank you Biz Stone and Evan Williams for creating a platform where we can communicate directly."
Really, Kanye? Really? This is the only place where people can communicate directly? Oh thank God someone finally thought of a way for people to get in touch! The postal service, Alexander Graham Bell, Samuel Morse, the internet, email, and the fact that you have assistants to call Taylor Swift for you are definitely not effective forms of communication. You’re right. Twitter is absolutely the only way you can communicate directly with Taylor Swift, not engage thousands of other people, and address her only.
Growing up in a grammar conscious family, it is not in my genetics to accept Twitter as the phenomenon society has adopted. I absolutely detest the abbreviation of words, especially the submission of numbers for letters. Sentences are supposed to have a noun and verb. Sentences are supposed to be able to communicate a message effectively. Recently, my mother has taken to sending me text messages that I swear are written by a twelve-year-old girl. There are moments when I literally cannot understand what she is attempting to say. The other day her message was as follows (no, I am not making this up),
“That will work. I am :( you are :s about this B-) message. ({}) :D ;)”
I know this is a personal vendetta against my midlife-crisis-having mother, but the larger point is that in no way should that “message” qualify as a form of communication. Twitter is encouraging the use of poor grammar, lax communication, while simultaneously blasting apart society to make way for electronic, public relations apologies. Twitter is stifling the ability of individuals to interact personally, carry face-to-face conversations, write in complete and proper sentences, and build social relationships and skills necessary for participating in our democratic society. Twitter is failing America.